Forget the jolly old elf you thought you knew—this Santa’s sleighing a whole new vibe! “MERRY KISS MY ASS” features the man in red dropping the cookies, ditching the milk, and giving you a cheeky surprise. Literally.
Imagine Santa, mid-holiday hustle, pulling down his velvet trousers to reveal his rosy North Pole, winking over his shoulder like, “You’ve been that naughty? This is what you get!” It’s the ultimate festive clapback for anyone who’s earned coal but got off easy.
Perfect for the rebellious holiday spirit, it’s a merry mix of ho-ho-humor and WTF cheer. Whether you’re decking the halls or just over the season’s niceties, this Santa’s here to say: “Ho, ho, holy crap—deal with it!”
How to Buy
Step 1: Set Up a Wallet
Download a wallet like Phantom, back up your seed phrase, and fund it with SOL from an exchange.
Step 2: Connect to a Solana DEX
Visit a DEX like Raydium or Orca and connect your wallet by clicking "Connect Wallet."
Step 3: Get $KISSASSContract Address
Obtain the official $RIZZBONK address from trusted sources to avoid scams.
Step 4: Swap SOL for $KISSASS
Search for the SOL/$KISSASS pair, enter your swap amount, and confirm the transaction.
Step 5: Verify Your Tokens
Add $KISSASS to your wallet manually if needed, and check your balance to confirm.